Tuesday, May 5, 2009

The Interview Starts with the Cover Letter



Not included in description: "Must be proficient in ridiculous web-speak." 

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Netflix Thinks I'm Fat

I can see the connection between "The Girls Next Door" and "tone up by acting like a stripper," but getting from "The West Wing" to "Kickbox Bootcamp" is a little iffy. 

Thursday, April 23, 2009

"Don't be bungleheads like Alice and Timmy. Have good Facebook manners."

The Answer to Twitter's Alleged Narcissistic Tendencies


Face and name blurred out of sympathy, as I'm sure I've already qualified.

If I do end up there, the only possible response is to own it, a la @philosophygeek: