The perils of jumping to conclusions (or "Different strokes for different folks")

The Interview Starts with the Cover Letter

Not included in description: "Must be proficient in ridiculous web-speak." 

Netflix Thinks I'm Fat

I can see the connection between "The Girls Next Door" and "tone up by acting like a stripper," but getting from "The West Wing" to "Kickbox Bootcamp" is a little iffy. 

Excuse me while I search for "Swine Flu Symptoms"

Just wait 'til she discovers lolspeak

From Postcards From Yo Momma

"Don't be bungleheads like Alice and Timmy. Have good Facebook manners."

The Answer to Twitter's Alleged Narcissistic Tendencies

Face and name blurred out of sympathy, as I'm sure I've already qualified.

If I do end up there, the only possible response is to own it, a la @philosophygeek: